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mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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sparkafterdark:

sparkafterdark:

The world isn’t ready

Whatever let’s bring this back for another go

mostly-jensen:

alanaisreading:

I’ve been promising updated maps for months, and here they are.  You can see my other maps at this page,   Please see the following posts for more details about each map.

 The final mileage is as follows (based on  the trip calculator at http://www.distancescalculator.com/):

Miles traveled in the Impala by season:

  1. 20,290
  2. 27,225
  3. 14,390
  4. 15,383
  5. 27,498
  6. 19,249
  7. 9,957
  8. 44,290

Total mileage for the first 8 seasons on the Impala: 178,282.

However, in season 1 we see the Impala’s odometer, and it has 70,098 miles showing on it in.  If we subtract the known mileage from before that episode, when Dean first visited Sam at Stanford, his odometer probably read somewhere near 58,081, for a total of 236,363.

But the odometer on the Impala only has 5 digits, so we have to assume that it has turned over a few times, with John and Dean driving it for hunting purposes since 1984.

If we average the mileage per year we get a mean of about 22,285.  If we assume that kind of mileage since 1984 (minus a few years for things like Dean parking it in Indiana for a year, etc.), the Impala probably has around 534,846 miles on it.  Give or take.  And this is just known highway mileage, not including driving within cities.

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Baby is a beast!

unretrieved:

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every human being on planet earth”

sweetonjensen:

Jensen Ackles Vegascon 2014

Photos by me

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

Chris Evans’ mom said his character in The Losers (Jake Jensen) is the most like Chris in real life.

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