Enjoy Yourselves Darlings
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
this is the most important post
$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out
not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try
#someone kickstart that shit
- Acker, John (A thousand long nights in a twin sized bed)
I promised myself I’d never make one of these ever again
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
wouldn’t that make the shark a
This post got weird